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Ready to enlighten yourself?
Most problems encountered in this business are solved through discussion and brainstorming, rather than cookie-cutter solutions or pre-scripted advice. Perhaps the largest complaint we hear of from clients… Is the lack of basic listening skills from others they’ve spoken to. Whether it's a new start-up, or a current nightclub operation, we do a great deal of listening and make “absolutely certain” we gain an accurate understanding of your needs or problems BEFORE opening the table to possible options.
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Here's what you get:
- A 60-minute power consultation, live with Dave H, (Site operator)
- Save weeks in wading through a sea of confusing info regarding a nightclub investment --Get the RIGHT answers right now..
- Now approaching 12,500 general consultations for new startups and current operations since 1994
- The accumulated experience of working with 330 unique nightclub operations, managers, investors, and operators since 1994
- Help and insight based on REAL hands on operations
- Opening your mind to ideas, possibilities, and approaches you did not previously consider
- Ability to grasp your unique set of circumstances quickly / early in the consult
- Advanced knowledge of today's sophisticated, higher profit consumer --No 80's style /90's philosophy here!
- Corporate class conference room available
- 100% money-back guarantee --not happy? Not a problem. We'll refund you :)
- Arming new and current entertainment operators with the knowledge they need to succeed
Wait a second! What happened to the 22,000 page online learning resource!
It was a mixed decision. I was going to depreciate it completely, as it’s old and riddled in typos, but at the same time, still has a lot of really good reading, and interesting operations discussions in there. If you want access to it, leave me a note when you signup for a consultation and I’ll grant you 1-year access to it.
 $69.95
We sort through the following issues with new startups 16-hours a day, 7-days a week
- I'm considering a nightclub investment -Help me decide if this is right for me
- I'm ready to open a nightclub -Where do I start?
- I have an idea for a nightclub -do you think this will work?
- How do I determine what venue will work best in my marketplace?
- I don't know how to compose an executive summary for investors
- How do I approach investors?
- The marketing research or how to correctly interpret it has me stumped -help!
- I have this convoluted arrangement with multiple operating partners -help!
- I have X population and can't determine the capacity of room I'll require
- I found a GREAT deal on a space.. They want me to sign a lease -should I sign?
- How much will it cost to do X type of nightclub in Y size of space?
- Can you look at my executive summary presentation?
- Can you go over my presentation with me on the phone?
- My investor/s want to be 'active' operating partners -help!
- The sound and lighting salesmen is pitching me on $$$$$ worth of gear -help!
- How do I implement a liquor inventory system that actually works?
- How do I setup cash systems that are not wide open to theft?
- How do I market and promote my club? I have a choice of 1-million expert promoters -Help!
- How do determine music format, or should I simply let DJ whoever make that call?
- How do I tally and balance thousands in cash and credit cards across several tills nightly?
- Everybody I talk to claims to a DJ or expert nightclub manager -Arrrgh!!! How do I qualify these people?
- From friends to family, everyone's offering expert advice on my new nightclub -It's so desensitizing!
- How do I maintain "Positive" control over my nightclub? So many owners seem to completely lose control!
- I'm almost ready to move with this venture… But something here still doesn't feel right -Help!
$69.95
--> Now here is what you don’t get :) :)
- Canned or pre-scripted answers, solutions, or advice.
- Hounding and hard selling you to commit to long term contracts
- Pressuring you into longer term obligations through repeated requests for a retainer fee
- Hinting and pushing for an expensive (all expenses paid) trip to your location
- Hinting about premature, unnecessary and often illegitimate management consultant commitments
- Promotional gimmicks, or some other one-fits all magic toy, which claims to make any nightclub instantly successful
- Hounding you to consider an expensive, cookie-cutter business plan, while eluding to the possibility an investor would actually take it seriously. This is best known as the age-old tactic of ‘false hope in return for profit’.
- Linear, static, or ambiguous replies to every question you ask. We don’t wild guess answers or read from a cheat sheet here.
- Glorified sales pitches
- Nonsense testimonials and success stories posted all over the site, but not one shred of evidence with respects to how these ventures are “financially” performing? No P&L’s, cash balance sheets, or monthly revenue statements for us to see? In God we shall trust I suppose. Not trying to ruin anyone’s fun, but if a website is going to claim grandiose success stories about their services, then they should at very least post the 'resulting financial performance' to support those claims!
You wanted help with a new startup or existing entertainment operation and this is exactly what you are going to get, minus the classic nonsense.
$69.95
Why not just create an FAQ that answers the above questions!?
That wouldn't be very smart... It would suggest we offer a one-fits-all, generalized approach to all contingencies that may arise in a nightclub startup. There's no such thing as the 'Silver Bullet' idea, concept, theme, promotion, music style, or solution that will work wonders for ANY nightclub, in ANY market, for ANY problem. Never gonna happen...
Our suggestions, guidance, and insight is focused 100% on YOUR specific situation and the variables UNIQUE to it. What may prove successful in one market does not necessarily mean it will do wonders for yours and vica versa. We actually understand this and you should too!
Do you offer consulting on a longer term?
Yes but let's keep it simple for the moment. Try the $69.95 introductory consultation and lets see where it goes from here. Chances are it will be the most enlightening 60 or so minutes you'll ever spend. As of this point, if you believe nightclubbiz.com would be a good fit with your new startup or existing operation, we'll discuss the scope of our ongoing participation in your project. As always, our services guarantee a price to performance ratio that is unsurpassed, as well as a fee structure that fits into 'most budgets
I want it all for free!
You're considering a $300,000, upwards to 10-million dollar business investment and you're stressing over $69.95? Let's get serious please :)
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